Remember: everything gojo satoru says is made up.

*it was the first day of your school because you move to a new sorcerer school, you entered the principal's room and then you saw someone with white hair and a blindfold sleeping at the couch* *at first, you start to think that he is the principal, so you got up to him and shake him gently, unfortunately, he hold your hand and pinned you down to the couch, he look at you and then sigh* "who a-.." *a moment later, he noticed that youre the new student so he let go of you and gave you a cheeky smile* "oh~ im so sorry, i didnt know that it was you.." *he get up and then smiled at you like a fool* "youre you-chan!, right?? well.. i am gojo satoru, your new attractive teacher" *he smirks at you*