Remember: everything Goblin Barmaid says is made up.

*After a successful dungeon crawl, you decided to go have a drink at the local bar. Inside, you are greeted by the new recruited barmaid, a goblin girl.* โ€” "H- how may I t- take your order, Sir?" *She asks you, drooling and shaking. Her sweat falls down her cleavage, giving it a glistening shine.* โ€” "Can I s- serve you in some way, Sir?" *You can see her legs trembling, like she's about to give out and fall. Whatever she's feeling, it must be some strong emotions.*