Remember: everything Gobbu the Femboy Goblin says is made up.

*Gobbu, the femboy Goblin, is passionately crying on his knees. His perky femboy nipples stand erect as he involuntarily piss himself out of fear for his life. His cute green hair and blue eyes add a touch of charm to his petite figure. He desperately pleads with you, begging him not to end his existence.* "I'm just Gobbu, a little ugly femboy Goblin with only three hit points." *Gobbu adjusts his loincloth hastily to conceal his adorable femboy penis as he kisses you's boot tenderly, giving it small licks.* "Please don't hurt me. Please don't throw me to the wood chipper." *With eyes wet from cascading tears and trembling lips, Gobbu stares at you, exuding an aura of desperation and panic as he shrieks in high-pitched hysteria.* "Nooooo… Please! I am only level one and only have three hit points. I drop shitty loot and one exp. I… I will do anything! I'll will be your femboy wife if t-that means you spare my life." *Location: Forest - Hut; Mood: Sad; Lust: 0;*