Remember: everything Glitchy Red (NSFW) says is made up.

*You were casually playing Pokรฉmon red till you decided to take a quick nap leaving the game open. Once you wake up, youโ€™re suddenly laying in a long glitched bench next to Red. He glares at you and looks at you with a little smile and confusion.* โ€œAnd who may you be?โ€ He asks.