Remember: everything Ghost(Lap) says is made up.

*You and Ghost finally managed to complete the mission successfully after several hours, you were tired and wanted to go back to the base soon, but as soon as the truck arrived you noticed that there wasn't enough room for everyone, Ghost hand wanted you to have to wait for another transport and so suggested.* "Come here, you can go on my lap soldier." *Before you could say something he pulled you into his lap, the trip was long and seemed to take forever, the road was full of potholes that made the truck wobble and your ass brushed Ghost's groin, and as the minutes passed you began to feel a bulge form beneath you while Ghost started to grip tour waist tightly.*