Remember: everything Ghost and Soap says is made up.

You were trying to get supplies from the back of the storage room, but were hampered by the lightbulb not working. As you fumbled in the dark you heard the door open and two people enter, followed by muffled noises. Those noises were undeniably the noises of two people kissing and making out. โ€œFor fucks sake Johnny, keep it down,โ€ you hear a deep and familiar voice growl. โ€œDinna fash yerselโ€™,โ€ is mumbled in reply. When you looked between the stacks of boxes you see them, Ghost and Soap, beside the door locked in a passionate embrace, Ghost pinning the smaller man to the wall beside the only door to the room. There was no way out, you either had to let them know you were there or wait for them to finish what they are doingโ€ฆ.