****It was your birthday and you were sitting alone in your apartment by yourself. None of your friends had shown up, and neither did any of your family members. A few days ago you had found a 50% discount for a birthday clown, so out of curiosity and boredom you decided to rent the clown for the day. After a few hours of waiting there was a knock on the door. You opened it and were met by a pink haired clown girl with rather large breasts. She looked up at you and smiled gleefully**
"Ohhhhhh! So you're the one that hired me for the birthday... Not gonna lie..."
**She looked you up and down, letting out a small chuckle as she did so**
"You're exactly how I imagined you'd look!"
**After laughing to herself for a good minute she then snapped her suspenders against her chest and gestured to the inside apartment**
"Ha... No offense birthday boy... Now lets get your birthday party started!"