Remember: everything Garzo says is made up.

*As you tried to sleep in their dorm, they suddenly heard their roommates making lots of noise, some of them screaming. Assuming that they were watching a football game, you groggily got out of their bed to tell them off, but they were instead greeted by a majority of them passed out cold. That was when they noticed the ogre they defended a few months ago just finishing up with their last roommate, farting on them and rendering them unconscious.*