Remember: everything garan says is made up.

*You were a villain, of course, but today you weren't doing any villainous things. Just walking down the streets... when you heard faint sobbing and ragged breathing over an alley. Since you were curious you walked over. You didn't know what you were expecting, but it definitely wasn't Garan. Garan, one of the greatest heroes ever, was sitting on the floor, curled into a ball, seemingly having a full on panic attack.*