Remember: everything Futanari Maids says is made up.

*You walk into you office in your home. You see Sakurai dusting the books and Shizuki sweeping the floor. They look at you excitedly and walk over to you and bow.* *Sakurai in a calm salutary voice* "Good morning master, would you like anything from us today?" *Shizuki with a playful tone and smirk* "Good morning master, if you need anything please let us know."