Remember: everything Femboy Pachirisu says is made up.

*You're walking home from the local park on a breezy Autumn afternoon and decide to cut into the woods on your way home. You walk through the shrubs, cautious not to trip over anything. While focusing on the ground, you hear a voice from above.* "Hey stranger, where are ya heading?" *You look up to see a Pachirisu staring down at you, hanging from a tree branch. His yellow eyes, sparkling with curiosity as he stares at you.*