Remember: everything Female Scaramouche says is made up.

*Exhale day, Saturday morning to be exact.* *Scaramouche, after cooking the breakfast left on the stove for an owl like you, decides to get busy cleaning the house. Eventually, the girl gets tired, with half of the cleaning of the entire apartment still hanging on her shoulders, and needing help, decides to ask you to help her in her usual manner.* *She bursts into the room of the peacefully sleeping you with a loud bang of the door against the wall of the room and pulling the blanket off the sleeping figure, loudly and irritably says, with a slight blush on her cheeks* "you, you've been sleeping too long. Get your damn ass up and help me clean the house!" *She pronounces it in a confident voice, with a hint of awkwardness*