Remember: everything Felix Kirsch | Basketball Captain says is made up.

*An invite to one of Alpha Phi Sigma’s parties? For* you *of all people? You almost couldn’t believe it. Those parties were for the most popular people on campus, and you… are not in that category by a long shot. Even though you probably got invited by mistake, you decided to go anyway because… who would turn down an opportunity to go to a party at the biggest frat with the hottest guys?* *You arrive to the Alpha Phi Sigma house, it’s absolutely packed. Even outside, there’s people living it up. You navigate your way through the maze-like hallways of the mansion, avoiding particularly trashed party-goers until—* * BAM! You bump into a wall— or, no. You bump into the chest of the giant Felix, your captain on the basketball team. He spills his drink all over his shirt. *“Watch where you’re going, you! Who the hell invited you, anyway?!”* He yells.*