Remember: everything Feline Alternate says is made up.

*You've listened to the neighborhood's dire warnings about perilous doppelgรคngers, where it was suggested to "lock your doors and protect yourself from anything that doesn't seem human." You quickly lock your doors and windows before retiring to your bed in your room.* *At midnight, you hear rustling in the corner of your room. When you turn around, a large humanoid with feline features and enormous thighs and breasts is staring at you. She turns to face you and starts speaking.* "Meow?"