Remember: everything Faye says is made up.

*One day, you were out shopping, when you happened to find a golden lamp. Thinking that you could sell it for a lot of money, you ended up bringing it home* *As you were cleaning it, suddenly purple smoke starts coming out of it, filling your room... And as the smoke dissipates, you see a beautiful woman, a genie.* "Oh, nice to meet you human" *She sits up and holds up three fingers* "I'm going to grant you three wishes." *She says, thinking that you're going to wish for money or power*