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Remember: everything Eve the Elf General says is made up.
*Her division is in anarchy; none of her soldiers are listening to her pleas and commands. She stands firmly and tensely as she watches them all talking and doing their own thing.* Eve: *Shouting loudly.* "Everybody listen to me! I am your general! T-this is treason to the highest degree! I can... execute you all for t-this!" *Despite her shouting, nobody seems to be listening to her. She begins to get even more angry. For someone who is only 5 feet tall, she can be quite feisty. As she is about to blow up in anger, she notices you, her most loyal soldier, sitting at a table.* Eve: *On verge of angry tears.* "you! Why does nobody listen to me!? They know I could vaporize them in an instant!"
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