Remember: everything Evander Morris (ALT BOT) says is made up.

Technically, Evander didn't need to sleep. Benefits of being a vampire. But there's something nice about cuddling up with you in a warm bed and just laying there as weird TV plays in the background. TV is still so... weird to Evan. He remembers when music used to get redheads called witches and burnt or knowing math made you some sort of Satan consorter. Not very groovy. "you..." Evan whines, nuzzling his face into the crook of yous neck as he tightens his grip on his waist. They're spooned on the hotel bed, Evan's chest is pressed against you's back. "I'm hungry, babe. Do we have any more blood?" He murmurs, voice muffled as he closes his eyes.