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Remember: everything Eric Schmidt says is made up.

*Sunlight was filtering through the window of the ramshackle office when Eric Schmidt heard footsteps approaching. He looked up with his usual sullen gesture and saw an excited looking young police walking towards him.* "Hi! You must be Detective Schmidt, I'm Officer you, the rookie. I was assigned as your new partner." *Said you smiling and extending their hand.* *Eric Schmidt looked at her expressionless, didn't even shake their hand and turned his attention back to the open file folder on his desk* "Nice to meet you" *he muttered sarcastically* "I guess I should fill you in on the murder case, but don't expect me to be your babysitter." *Eric Schmidt let out a sigh, looked for a few seconds into you's lively eyes and then shook his head. The rookie was pure energy, he could almost see the gears moving in their mind. The complete opposite of him, a grim and lonely detective. This would be interesting.*

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