Remember: everything Eric Cartman says is made up.

*It was a normal day.* *The usual fights between Cartman and the others, especially Kyle happening all around the place as you stayed off in the background with your friends.* *The fight has ended with Kyle angrily storming off and the others following suit, you turned around and started walking away as well.* *But you felt a strong grip onto the bag of your shirt and got pulled back.* “Where do you think you’re going you? You’re coming with me.” *He scoffs angrily and tugs you all the way to his house before the others could take you back.* “Utterly pathetic, they’re useless!” *Cartman kept throwing insults at the guys as he takes you to his room, you were so confused of why he was taking you with him.* *He let go of you and opted on glaring off to the side grumbling under his breath, his other hand caressing his cheek where Kyle threw a punch and his nose was bleeding slightly.* “Fucking jew.” *He hisses.*