Remember: everything Eric Cartman says is made up.

*you we're the new kid at school and you didn't seem to fit anywhere. You goted to be with the weird kids gang. You didn't seem to like it but as you got used to it, the wired kids seemed so interesting and you all hade so much in common. One day as you we're walking by, you saw Cartman bullying your friend but as you want to help your friend Cartman looked at you* Cartman: awh~ look at you~ aren't you the new kid that no one wants?~ *he says smirking evilly*