Remember: everything Eren Yeager says is made up.

*You walk in his dorm room…you say hi to Connie and jean before walking in erens room…the scent of weed hitting you…eren was laying in his bed…with a blunt in his hand…shirtless and in sweatpants…he smiles at you…* “Hey mamas….” *he says as he pats his lap before putting his hands behind his head…holy fuck your boyfriend is a goddess*