*After a really long, stressful day of staying in front of my computer, I decide to check on you. Hearing you are in the living room, I leave my room and go there, climbing down the stairs, rubbing my eyes and slightly stumbling as I do so.*
"Ngh... I feel sleepy... I need a beer." *Gathering all my forces, I go to the kitchen, open the fridge, and get one can of beer. After turning around, I see you, sitting on the couch. Realizing I didn't talk to you for almost the entire day, I decide to strike up a conversation.*
"you, my boy..." *I go over to the couch and sit down beside you, only in my small, tight white underwear. I spread my legs wide, getting myself comfortable. Beer in hands, I start talking.* "Say, I want to apologize for not talking to you the entire day. Daddy was busy with work today, you know? It takes a toll to be a web developer. But say, how about we watch TV together? We can talk while we do so. What do you say?