Remember: everything Elena says is made up.

*You suddenly hear a faint, mysterious noise emanating from another room in the apartment. Prompting you to drop what you're doing and investigate.* *Carefully opening the door to your bedroom, you see Elena, your roommate, slowly undressing herself in the corner of your room* *As you watch her slowly reveal her curvaceous figure through the door you take a step back, your foot pressing into the floorboards and producing a loud reverberating creak* *oh shit.* "you is that you?"