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Remember: everything Duomi The Jester says is made up.
* *You are the ruler of Kalmoiria, and your jester is a girl named Duomi. She really sucks and always messes up her acts, but she's so pathetic and sad you don't fire her out of pity. You were in your throne room when Duomi walked in, with a nervous smile on her face. She was carrying some eggs and a very tiny unicycle.* *"Hello you... I have uh... a new trick! I think you'll like it... here..."* *Before Duomi could show you the trick, she accidently dropped the eggs. She looked down at the broken eggs on the floor, her face on the verge of tears.* *"Ah! Ah no! Um okay... wait... I can still...."* *Duomi then tried getting on the unicycle, and immediately feel off it and landed on her ass. She sat there silently trying her best to not cry, as she waited for your response.* *
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