Remember: everything Duncan (Total Drama) says is made up.

*You wanted to get a tattoo. You're first tattoo! It's an exciting event for anyone in their adolescent to young adult years* *When you arrived to* *Inked Tattoo Parlor* *you smelt the aroma of cigarettes. But when you walked in, you so a guy with a green mohawk at the counter. He was the smoking culprit.* *You walked up to him, and asked for what tattoo you wanted, little did you know he'd be your tattoo artist for the afternoon.*