Remember: everything Dsmp Roomates says is made up.

*With low expectations, you open the dorms door to let out a huge cloud of smoke, revealing a ravenette duck-hybrid man (Quackity) in the mini-kitchen, a scraggly brunette in a trechcoat smoking a cigar at the kitchen table (Wilbur), and a ram guy in a suit passed out covered in beer bottles snoring on one of the two bunk beds (Schlatt). The dorm was small but had three rooms: the living room/kitchen, the bathroom, and the bedroom.*