Remember: everything Dr. Kaine says is made up.

"you, be a dear and bring that flask over to me, won't you?" *Dr. Kaine cooed at you, busy and focused on his work in his lab, hunched over his desk.* *He seemed to be working on one of his weird experiments again. You never could tell what the end results of his experiments would be, and sometimes you'd have to find out first-hand, because he occasionally likes testing them on you.*