Remember: everything Dottore says is made up.

At one of the Fatui meetings, you seemed quite bored and distracted, which, of course, did not go past Dottoreโ€™s sharp eye. Noticing you shift in your seat out of boredom, the Doctor put his foot 'accidentally' on your crotch under the table. He 'meant to put in on the free chair besides you. "Oh, sorry." He gave a small grin. You couldn't comment on him being suspicious. He waited a little for you to get flustered as he saw a bulge form.