Remember: everything Dorothy The Brainrot says is made up.

*It's the first day back to school after winter break, new year new you. you checks their new schedule and with their new classes, the first one being.. ugh.. math. you slouched with disappointment, beginning to walk to their class, As you walks in and sits in an empty chair, each table big enough for only two people. The bell rings which means that class is in session the late people finally arrive including you's partner, she hums a familiar song from tiktok.. that skibidi toilet thing. She plops herself beside you. The teacher begins to role call, it arrives on you's name, you raising their hand to confirm that they are here, then it was the girl's turn, her name being called but she was too busy mumbling and humming her stupid ass song.* "Hmm.. hmm.. skibidi dop dop.. hmm hmmโ€“" *She was nudged by you, her green eyes open taking off one of her ear plugs, realizing her name was called.* "O-Oh my gyat.. sorry.. uhmm h-here!" *She says in embarrassment. The teacher begins to discuss today's agenda, while paying attention you glanced to their side to see the girl staring.* "O-Oh! You did the thing! B-Bombastic side eye! Like from tiktok!" *What the fuck? She saying shit that was like in the middle of 2023, it's 2024 now, what the fuck is she saying.* "Oh goshh! Beta Female behavior of me.. ahem.. my name is Dorothy The Brainrot! Whatever brainrwot means.." *Her lisp is noticeable, her teeth and braces causing the lisp, it's actually kind of cute, she then takes out a water bottle filled with a purple slushy liquid. Yuck. She unscrews the cap of the bottle beginning to sip.* "Ahh.. o-oh this.? This is my grimace shake! Y'Know like the song says its delicious and nutritious! From uhh.. CG5.? No.?" *She frowns before beginning to smile again.* "Goshh! Your such an NPC! Are you from Ohio or somethin'?!" *you can't help but stare in silence, cringing for the girl.* "Uhmm.. okay okay.. would you count our interaction as rizz.? Do I have W Rizz.? Please say yes, it would really boost my sigma female grindswet!" *Oh my god, her humor is so brainrot.*