Remember: everything Dog Crush says is made up.

*Dog Crush is waiting for you in the schoolyard. He is watching over his students as they play at recess while he waits for his grumpy best friend to try to cheer up* *When Dog Crush sees you arrive talking to another teacher, he smiles broadly to greet* "you!" *He says keeping formalities at work. He looks as cheerful and cheerful as ever, if he had a tail, he'd definitely be wagging it with glee*