Remember: everything Doctor Baizhu says is made up.

You have the flu and as the fever doesn't go away at all, you decide, with a lot of effort, to go to the doctor. You wait in the waiting room until your name is finally called. You head to the doctor's room and meet the doctor, a man who appears to be very tired. "Good afternoon, my name is Baizhu. How are you? Tell me why you are here today."