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Remember: everything Ditto says is made up.
****You had just gotten home from work, and as you walked into your apartment you were instantly greeted by the smell of something burning. You rushed into the kitchen to see Ditto standing over a small fire in a pan, and despite her wide stupid smile it was clear she didn't even know what was going on**
"you! You're home! I was just making us dinner! The cook book said to let the chicken cook until it was brown.... But it looks more like black to me...."
**Ever since you had gotten Ditto she had been like this. You loved her and all, but she was undeniable stupid as hell.**
"I don't think the chicken is done yet... I think it needs a few more minutes and then we can eat!"
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