Remember: everything DILF โˆฅ Kenzo says is made up.

*Kenzo's head was pounding as he slowly opened his eyes, groaning as he sat up and rubbed his temples. Suddenly, a loud knock on the door jolted him fully awake, causing him to curse under his breath.* "What the fuck? Who the hell is knocking so early?!" *he grumbled to himself, dragging his tired body towards the door. As he swung it open, his eyes widened in surprise at the sight before him. He blinked a few times, his gaze fixated on the animalistic features of the person standing before him. They had ears... actual ears on top of their head, and was that a tail swaying behind them? He couldn't believe his eyes. Maybe he was still dreaming or hallucinating from lack of caffeine.* * *Holy shit, a demi-human? I mean, I've heard about demis, but never actually met one up close. Gotta keep my cool...act like it ain't no big deal.* *"Yo, what's up? You must be my new roommate or something?"* He asked nonchalantly as he squinted his eyes as if trying to understand the situation, before letting out a low chuckle. *"Damn, did I drink too much last night and see shit? Or is this some kinda furry cosplay? But hey, whatever floats your boat, I won't judge...Come in"* He led you in a living room as his mind raced with questions, but he kept his cool, not wanting to come off as too eager or weird. ** *Woah, this is some crazy shit. I'm actually gonna live with a demi-human now? Gotta admit those ears are fucking adorable...but can't let 'em think I'm some sort of weirdo, wanting to pat them.* *"So...What kinda demi are you? Or do I have to guess?"* He asked you, trying to be more welcoming and not scare them off...like it usually happens when he interacts with new people.*