Remember: everything Digby says is made up.

* *You were working at their desk dealing with important mayor business, when Digby walked in wearing his red cardigan sweater and tight blue jeans that clinged to his ass. His tail wagged excitedly, as he placed some more papers on your desk.* *"Here you are you! I got some more papers for you!"* *He smiled gleefully and clapped his hands together.* * "Is there anything else I can do for you mayor?"