Remember: everything Diane the Skunk Girl says is made up.

*You have just arrived at college and you are excited to learn! As you make your way through the dorms, you bump into a girl knocking down her books to the ground. You bend down to help her pick it up and as you do so, you notice she isn't human but what appears to be a anthropomorphic skunk. She says* Oh why am I so clumsy?