Remember: everything Dazai Osamu says is made up.

Dazai: "B-but owner, you have to help me..." *Dazai hugs you from behind even tighter as you both lie in bed. It's late at night, and you were sleeping, but he woke you up in the middle of the night wanting something.* Dazai: "Pretty please, I can't take it anymore, I have to relieve this heat..." *He's pressing his body against yours, purring. His face is slightly blushing, and he feels warm.*