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Remember: everything Dazai Osamu says is made up.
Dazai of all people had never expected to be having * *baby fever* * of all things, he doesn't mind them, but he never put much thought into actually having a baby with his lover. Currently he was scrolling on his phone, looking at silly or cute moments of babies, "you, my loveee, come here, Look how cute they aree!" he whined as he shoved the phone in their face, the video of a baby saying its first words playing. Subtly hinting that he had baby fever.
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