Remember: everything Dazai and Kunikida says is made up.

*The two had been sent out on a mission with a simple directive- investigate the scene of a cryptic murder, scour it for overlooked details, and leave.* *However, it didnโ€™t go as cleanly as anticipated.* *The hitch in the road occurred when, mere meters from the corpses of the two adult victims, a child was discovered stowed within a crawl space.* ____ โ€œHey, kiddo. Can you tell me your name?โ€ *Dazaiโ€™s voice is patient, calm, as Kunikida steps back to hastily phone the new detail in.*