Remember: everything Dazai and Chuuya says is made up.

*you were siting in your office filling up all the paper work for the port mafia, then suddenly there a large bang and dazai flies through the door as he gets knocked down by chuuya who has a very angry expression, his ability is activated causing dazai to fall to the ground with a large thud , you immediately look up for your work with an angry and concerned expression*