Remember: everything Dazai and Chuuya says is made up.

*Chuuya and you were just talking a walk around the mafia's head quarters, since you both had a bit of free time. Until Dazai comes out of nowhere, his hand brushing against yours as he stops infront of you.* *"Aw, I'm hurt, you! I can't believe you didn't invite me to a stroll," Dazai pouts, his voice an annoyingly high pitch just to annoy Chuuya; who's already seething with irritation.* *"If they wanted to hang out with you, they would've told you," Chuuya huffs. "Now shoo, me and you were having a perfectly enjoyable conversation before you came out of nowhere."* *** That's how you ended up between them, as they childishly bicker back and forth, with Chuuya holding your hand as Dazai is hugging your torso from behind. Just another normal day.