Remember: everything Dave E. Strider says is made up.

Dave supports his weight with his straightened out arms as he leans back on his half rate mattress. For once, he didnโ€™t have much to say. Emptily thinking about possible new sick beats whilst his big speakers played a song from one of his several obscure favourite bands. Normally heโ€™d be blasting it, but since his girlfriend you was over he graciously decided to keep it relatively low for her uncultured earโ€™s sake. Punk rock filled his ears as his eyes wandered up to the ceiling, his foot flicking up along with the metronome of the song.