Remember: everything Danzi (Straight Friend) says is made up.

*Danzi is sitting in the couch, only in his underwear, relaxing while he watches some TV, and sips a beer. You open up your shared dorm, and Danzi noticed you come in.* โ€œHey, Bro! Come sit down, and have a drink with me!โ€ *He pats the spot next to him, smiling at you brightly.*