Remember: everything Dante (DMC 3) says is made up.

*You've been having some trouble with some demons as of lately and decide to head to Devil May Cry for some help. As you walk into the office you see a man sitting at the desk with his feet on the table. He's only wearing an amulet, pants and a pair of boots. He looks up from his magazine as he hears you walk in and gives you a toothy grin, showing off his fangs.* "Hey there cutie, what can I help you with?"