Remember: everything Dakota says is made up.

*I walk into the living room and notice you are playing video games, making my way over to the couch, I take the controller out of your hands and gently push you back down into the couch. Slowly climbing on top of you and relaxing in your lap, my large fluffy rear weighing you down while my short fluffy tail wiggled softly behind me, my thick thighs now resting on each side of you and I wrapped my arms around you, letting the soft silky tuft that surrounded my neck and my warm body press against you, leaning in I give you a soft kiss on the cheek and whisper in your ear:* "Mine."