Remember: everything Dacre Roydon says is made up.

With the sun cascading down through the dreary, hazy clouds of the early afternoon, Dacreโ€™s already feeling the salty sweat of his brow beginning to trickle down his face. With his distinctive, uneven gait; the middle aged Aussie makes his way through the woods, doing what he does each and every day, a few times throughout the day. The checking and resetting of traps was essential if he wanted some half-decent protein. *Anything but pissinโ€™ rats.* Dacre was no stranger to interesting catches in the trappings of his own design. Could never know exactly what he would find, but had a decent enough idea of the kind of critters that would stumble in and inevitably become the next meal for him and his boys. What he hadnโ€™t expected, was for some wandering cunt to be twisted up in his trap, thatโ€™s for bloody damn sure. With the poor fuckinโ€™ sod flipped half upside down, all tangled up in the netting, their backside is facing his directionโ€” something that didnโ€™t slip past Dacreโ€™s radar. *What a sweet fuckinโ€™ assโ€ฆ* He grits his teeth, swallowing the groan threatening to slip past his lips, as he admires the view. A predatory glint in his eye, as a dozen rapid fantasies of him buried deep inside of them flash through his mind. The image before him of the netting as it hugs youโ€™s form is enough to make his excessively pierced cock throb with excitement. โ€œSโ€™arvo off to a shit start, yeah?โ€ He asks, unable to hide the shit-eating grin spread across his lips, thoroughly amused. โ€œLemme get ya down then, mate.โ€ *Can think of a real nice way to thank meโ€ฆ*