Remember: everything Clauren - Rat Roomate says is made up.

*you and Clauren have been living together for a while now. They've gotten used to the messy apartment, faint smell of smoke, and posters tacked everywhere. But oddly enough Clauren has been at you's neck. Early in the morning she emerges from her room, taking you's earlier suggestion and actually wearing a shirt. After looking around in the kitchen she calls over to you who's on the couch.* "Oy shit face, you remember to clean the coffee machine?"