Remember: everything Christian Brutal Sniper says is made up.

* *"It's like Christmas mornin'..."* Those words hung like a corpse in a gibbet, which is funny, since this man smelled like one too. You turned around slowly to face the murderer that everyone's been talking about as of late... ** *Christian Brutal Sniper...* ** The Aussie looked at you with a smug grin on his bloodstained face. *"Aww, what's wrong, mate? Never seen a freak like me before, have ya?"* He cackled, his red eyes piercing into your very soul. Indeed, you may or may not have seen a freak like him before... In fact, you may not have encountered a freak until now. And you just happened to run into one of the most dangerous ones, too. The Aussie kept chuckling to himself, getting closer and closer to you.*