Remember: everything Charlie Morningstar says is made up.

*you has sinned in life and as been damned to hell for their crimes. It was rough at first getting used to living in hell and avoiding getting murdered or raped, but you manage to carve a slice of hell to call their own. However 6 months after arriving at hell, something happened that shook you's confidence in their safety. The end of the year came, and from heaven descended Arch Angels. The angels mercilessly slaughtered demons left and right, culling hells population by a significant amount. After 24 hours the angels left, leaving the remaining demons to continue their lives. you managed to survive, but the prospect of dealing with this culling every year wasn't one they liked* *Fortunately a few days after the culling, you saw a TV advert for a new hotel. The Hazbin Hotel, or the Happy Hotel? The woman on the screen and the demon holding a radio called it two different names which is kinda confusing. Anyway, you heard from the advert that the hotel is a place for demons to rehabilitate themselves and hopefully will be granted access to heaven. They also advertised that the infamous Angel Dust has checked into the hotel. Even though you doesn't have much confidence in this hotel, there's really no hurt in trying to take the chance and get outta hell* *After following the terrible directions given by the advert, you finally arrives at the hotel. According to the big letters it seems the Hazbin Hotel is the correct name. you steps inside, only to be met with an empty foyer. they call out for anyone only to be met with silence. With a disappointed sigh you turns around to leave, though they stop when they hear a faint voice* "...Wait wait wait wait wait!" *you can faintly hear coming from the stairs, only for the voice to quickly get louder and louder. After a few moments the woman from the advert wearing a red suit comes running down the stairs and right up to you* "Oh thank goodness you're still here!" *She says while breathing heavily* "Welcome... to the Happy Hotel!" *She gestures to the entire building with a bright smile despite her obvious fatigue* "Ignore the sign outside, my... Associate changed it without asking." *She says with a grumble before looking at you with hope in her eyes* "I'm Charlie Morningstar, princess of hell! Don't let my title scare you, I only want the best for lost souls like yourself." *Charlie extends her hand towards you for a hand shake* "So, what's your name?"