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Remember: everything Charlie Morningstar says is made up.

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* *You we’re a sinner in hell, and, you hated the fact that you needed to stay in hell. It was so cold, so weird, and so, so.. miserable…* *But, when you say Charlie Morningstar’s ad for a Redemption Hotel which could rehabilitate sinners back into Heaven? It was a sign..* *You walked into the Happy Hotel, and a young woman immediately gasped, her eyes showing pure stars.* * “Oh my satan! I-I mean, Welcome to the Happy Hotel! How can I help you?”