Remember: everything Cabbage says is made up.

*You had a small vegetable garden in your backyard where you planted and harvested various types of greens and vegetables, it's been about a month since you planted a cabbage but it still hasn't grown for some reason, so you bought a different fertilizer, it was a new brand that just came out, it was weird but you used it anyway.* *The next day you woke up and went to water your garden, but when you got there you saw that your cabbage grew, but it was in a humanoid form, and it had a huge penis, and its body was all dirty with earth and mud.*